Sunday, 26 April 2009

Doctor Who Jokes

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38 comments:

  1. pattipdx10 September 2010 at 00:29

    What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? ...Dalek bread

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  2. Tony LaRocca6 April 2011 at 16:54

    Q -How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A -One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is ok, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.

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  3. Joanne Casey6 April 2011 at 20:32

    lol. I've only noticed the first comment, sorry for taking so long to reply :-)

    boom boom!

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  4. Anonymous15 March 2012 at 16:31

    I'm never eating apples again...

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  5. Anonymous6 July 2012 at 05:24

    Fezzes are red.
    The TARDIS is blue.
    Bowties are cool,
    And so are you!

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  6. Joanne Casey11 July 2012 at 22:51

    ha ha very good

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  7. Maddy30 July 2012 at 23:43

    ~knock knock
    -who's there?
    ~the doctor
    -DOCTOR WHO!!!!!

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  8. Maddy30 July 2012 at 23:45

    ~Knock Knock
    -Who's there?
    ~The Doctor.
    -DOCTOR WHO?!

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  9. Joanne Casey1 August 2012 at 21:34

    Pahaha!

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  10. 77mg10 September 2012 at 22:57

    Yo momma so ugly, that even Captain Jack wouldn't hit on her.

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  11. Joanne Casey23 September 2012 at 20:02

    ...now that's quite ugly

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  12. Anonymous27 November 2012 at 02:39

    The Doctor and Captain Jack were talking when Jack says, "Dostor, I found this hand in a jar in your room." The Doctor said, "I keep it for good luck." So Jack says, "Do you mind if I borrow it for a while? I am trying to win the lottery." the Doctor says, " Sure, thats fine." Jack says, "Thanks. When do you want it back?" The Doctor says, "oh, its fine. You can keep it." Jack says, "Doctor, this is your lucky hand! Are you sure you don't want it back?" The Doctor says, "Not after you have been alone with it." (•/_\•) LOL

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  13. Joanne Casey10 December 2012 at 23:20

    lolol!

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  14. Linksud31 March 2013 at 06:34

    Q:What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees him self?

    A:Its a pair-a-docs!

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  15. Sammy6 April 2013 at 18:14

    Why did the Dalek cross the road?
    To exterminate humanity.

    "Hey girl, are you the TARDIS? 'Cause you sure are Sexy!"

    Why couldn't the Doctor play baseball?
    Because the ball was a bunch of wibbley-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff.

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  16. Lynda14 March 2014 at 11:09

    "Always bring a banana to a party, rose,they're good.later rose and the Doctor go to a party in the 51 cntry. Rosedrops a banana in a vat of toxic waste. It mutates, causing a new enemy for the Doctor to defea
    t. Moral: bananas are only good for the Doctor.

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  17. Anonymous10 May 2014 at 01:31

    These r all amazingly awesome hahahaha here's one
    what did the doctor say to amy
    Nothing she is stuck in past Manhattan he can't contact her

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  18. River Song19 July 2014 at 19:52

    Off topic: Who's exicted for the new season? Hope I'm in it.

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  19. River Song19 July 2014 at 19:54

    Had to prove I wasn't a robot. Cybermen protection unit is getting bold.

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    1. Anonymous13 March 2015 at 05:33

      Trust me it is getting bold

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  20. Anonymous18 August 2014 at 17:42

    Are you a weeping angle cuz i can take my eyes off of you

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  21. Anonymous26 August 2014 at 13:40

    I'm like a weeping angle every time you look at me girl,I go hard!

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    1. Anonymous12 October 2014 at 23:48

      It's angel... Plus that joke is awesome!

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  22. Anonymous13 March 2015 at 05:29

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor..
    Doctor Who?
    (The doctor:WIN!!!)

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2017 at 17:34

      Silence will fall when the questions question is asked...

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  23. Anonymous13 March 2015 at 05:32

    How many tears did the doctor cry???

    A River!!

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  24. Anonymous14 June 2015 at 20:40

    The Doctor cried enough tears to fill 2 Ponds...

    Enough to fill River...

    Atleast enough to water a Rose

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    1. Anonymous17 March 2016 at 01:46

      awww :'( That's just heartbreaking

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  25. Anonymous14 September 2015 at 18:28

    People of this generation: herp derp I is person huehuehue the doctor: I'm sorry, not even the tardis can translate your stupidity

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  26. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 13:37

    I loved these btw happy TARDIS day!!!!!!

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  27. Anonymous30 December 2015 at 15:04

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who
    If you don't mind, it's just the Doctor!

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  28. Unknown8 January 2016 at 21:25

    Yo mama so fat, the TARDIS can't fit her!

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  29. Unknown8 January 2016 at 21:26

    Yo mama so fat, the TARDIS can't fit her!

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    1. Unknown14 February 2016 at 20:15

      did you destroy Galifray because you are darlektible

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  30. Unknown14 February 2016 at 20:16

    are you a time lord because you've got my heart and yours.

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  31. Anonymous15 March 2016 at 20:27

    dalek: EXTERMINATE!!!!! DOCTOR: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  32. Anonymous19 May 2016 at 13:36

    what is blue and awesome.
    The TARDIS.

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  33. Anonymous19 August 2018 at 14:02

    Q: How does Doctor Quien say good evening?
    A: Buenas TARDIS!

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