Sunday, 26 April 2009

Doctor Who Jokes

20 comments:

pattipdx said...

What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? ...Dalek bread

Tony LaRocca said...

Q -How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A -One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is ok, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.

Joanne Casey said...

lol. I've only noticed the first comment, sorry for taking so long to reply :-)

boom boom!

Anonymous said...

I'm never eating apples again...

Anonymous said...

Fezzes are red.
The TARDIS is blue.
Bowties are cool,
And so are you!

Joanne Casey said...

ha ha very good

Unknown said...

~knock knock
-who's there?
~the doctor
-DOCTOR WHO!!!!!

Unknown said...

~Knock Knock
-Who's there?
~The Doctor.
-DOCTOR WHO?!

Joanne Casey said...

Pahaha!

77mg said...

Yo momma so ugly, that even Captain Jack wouldn't hit on her.

Joanne Casey said...

...now that's quite ugly

Anonymous said...

The Doctor and Captain Jack were talking when Jack says, "Dostor, I found this hand in a jar in your room." The Doctor said, "I keep it for good luck." So Jack says, "Do you mind if I borrow it for a while? I am trying to win the lottery." the Doctor says, " Sure, thats fine." Jack says, "Thanks. When do you want it back?" The Doctor says, "oh, its fine. You can keep it." Jack says, "Doctor, this is your lucky hand! Are you sure you don't want it back?" The Doctor says, "Not after you have been alone with it." (•/_\•) LOL

Joanne Casey said...

lolol!

Linksud said...

Q:What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees him self?

A:Its a pair-a-docs!

Joanne Casey said...

:D

Sammy said...

Why did the Dalek cross the road?
To exterminate humanity.

"Hey girl, are you the TARDIS? 'Cause you sure are Sexy!"

Why couldn't the Doctor play baseball?
Because the ball was a bunch of wibbley-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff.

Lynda said...

"Always bring a banana to a party, rose,they're good.later rose and the Doctor go to a party in the 51 cntry. Rosedrops a banana in a vat of toxic waste. It mutates, causing a new enemy for the Doctor to defea
t. Moral: bananas are only good for the Doctor.

Anonymous said...

These r all amazingly awesome hahahaha here's one
what did the doctor say to amy
Nothing she is stuck in past Manhattan he can't contact her

River Song said...

Off topic: Who's exicted for the new season? Hope I'm in it.

River Song said...

Had to prove I wasn't a robot. Cybermen protection unit is getting bold.