Sunday, 26 April 2009

Doctor Who Jokes

22 comments:

  1. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? ...Dalek bread

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  2. Q -How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A -One million. One to change the bulb, and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is ok, the bulbs they grew up with are much better.

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  3. lol. I've only noticed the first comment, sorry for taking so long to reply :-)

    boom boom!

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  4. I'm never eating apples again...

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  5. Fezzes are red.
    The TARDIS is blue.
    Bowties are cool,
    And so are you!

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  6. ~knock knock
    -who's there?
    ~the doctor
    -DOCTOR WHO!!!!!

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  7. ~Knock Knock
    -Who's there?
    ~The Doctor.
    -DOCTOR WHO?!

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  8. Yo momma so ugly, that even Captain Jack wouldn't hit on her.

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  9. The Doctor and Captain Jack were talking when Jack says, "Dostor, I found this hand in a jar in your room." The Doctor said, "I keep it for good luck." So Jack says, "Do you mind if I borrow it for a while? I am trying to win the lottery." the Doctor says, " Sure, thats fine." Jack says, "Thanks. When do you want it back?" The Doctor says, "oh, its fine. You can keep it." Jack says, "Doctor, this is your lucky hand! Are you sure you don't want it back?" The Doctor says, "Not after you have been alone with it." (•/_\•) LOL

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  10. Q:What happens when the doctor goes back in time and sees him self?

    A:Its a pair-a-docs!

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  11. Why did the Dalek cross the road?
    To exterminate humanity.

    "Hey girl, are you the TARDIS? 'Cause you sure are Sexy!"

    Why couldn't the Doctor play baseball?
    Because the ball was a bunch of wibbley-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff.

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  12. "Always bring a banana to a party, rose,they're good.later rose and the Doctor go to a party in the 51 cntry. Rosedrops a banana in a vat of toxic waste. It mutates, causing a new enemy for the Doctor to defea
    t. Moral: bananas are only good for the Doctor.

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  13. These r all amazingly awesome hahahaha here's one
    what did the doctor say to amy
    Nothing she is stuck in past Manhattan he can't contact her

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  14. Off topic: Who's exicted for the new season? Hope I'm in it.

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  15. Had to prove I wasn't a robot. Cybermen protection unit is getting bold.

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  16. Are you a weeping angle cuz i can take my eyes off of you

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  17. I'm like a weeping angle every time you look at me girl,I go hard!

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